shandy martin's definitions

pigmental

1. a fat and/or obese woman with delusions of being sexy
2. any fat person scantily clad in public

"I can't believe that pigmental ho wore that miniskirt!"

by shandy martin October 18, 2007

slap-face

rosey red cheeks most commonly found on fat people. so named because it gives the appearance of having been slapped on both sides of ones face

he's not drunk, he just has slap-face

by shandy martin November 19, 2007

neck pillow

hte fat roll that forms on the back of the neck between the base of the skull and the first and second vertebrae

i bet he can sleep sitting up with a neck pillow like that!

by shandy martin November 19, 2007