shalroth's definitions

floptop

Any portable computer with a clamshell form factor that is damaged in a particular manner. The clutcbes that hold the screen portion open at the desired angle have failed, meaning that the screen require some other sort of support, otherwise it 'flops' to a full open position all the time.

"I got a secondhand iBook, it was really cheap because it's a floptop"

by Shalroth May 15, 2005

roger

To perform a violent sexual act

There was never a character called 'Roger the Cabin Boy' on Captain Pugwash

by Shalroth July 15, 2008

mangina

A term used to describe the anus of a gay man which has seen a little too much action. Often slightly prolapsed, and sometimes vaguely resembling labia.

"Steve wsaid he was a virgin but he had a proper mangina"

by Shalroth May 13, 2005

roflmaopip

Rolling On Floor, Laughing My Ass Off, Peeing In Pants

WiL: ...Just try that in hyperspace
Shalroth: ROFLMAOPIP!!!

by Shalroth May 23, 2005

Squegg

Hollow chocolate cube launched around easter 2001 in the UK by Cadbury. Corruption of "Square Egg."

The Squegg was unpopular and has not been on the market for several years.

by Shalroth May 17, 2005

gaypod

Term used by owners of cheaper, inferior iPod clones to describe the MP3 player they wish they could afford.

"Look at them white earphones, he's obviously got a gaypod"

by Shalroth May 23, 2005