WAP

Wireless Application Protocol. A subset of HTTP used to optimise web content for mobile devices such as cellular phones. Defines WML (Wireless Markup Language).
Also referred to as Wait and Pay or Wait and Pace, since the early user experience was using primitive devices which used a 9Kbps link to the internet to receive WAP content. Before GPRS, you were billed for the length of time you were browsing.

The Nokia 7110 was one of the first WAP enabled handsets.

by Shalroth May 23, 2005

mangina

A term used to describe the anus of a gay man which has seen a little too much action. Often slightly prolapsed, and sometimes vaguely resembling labia.

"Steve wsaid he was a virgin but he had a proper mangina"

by Shalroth May 13, 2005

ptfe

Polytetrafluorethylene. Coating applied to my cow-workers in order to avoid new assignments

Gurjit has an outer layer of PTFE

by Shalroth May 23, 2005

Japlish

Badly and often hilariously translated text, usually Japanese in origin (but not exclusively), usually seen on grey import electronic goods. Not to be confused with "Engrish" which is poorly constructed english using japanese linguistics.

"To avoid the erase of recording, please to break the tab in corer of tape is desirable"

by Shalroth May 15, 2005

gaypod

Term used by owners of cheaper, inferior iPod clones to describe the MP3 player they wish they could afford.

"Look at them white earphones, he's obviously got a gaypod"

by Shalroth May 23, 2005

Squegg

Hollow chocolate cube launched around easter 2001 in the UK by Cadbury. Corruption of "Square Egg."

The Squegg was unpopular and has not been on the market for several years.

by Shalroth May 17, 2005