2 definitions by sexypants69
HUGE PENIS!! Zeus and Jesus' semen mixed together creating the ultimate sperm cell. This then fertilized "that one hot Victoria's Secret model's" egg to create Mr. Sprout. He was born with an eight pack and a 22 inch penis.
by sexypants69 November 1, 2012
Last Minute No Go
When you meet a girl at a bar and you drink all day and she's all over you and it is very clear that she's down to bang. I mean, you've been fingering her in public for the past 2 hours. Then, when the bar closes and its time to go home, she pulls out on the deal.
When you meet a girl at a bar and you drink all day and she's all over you and it is very clear that she's down to bang. I mean, you've been fingering her in public for the past 2 hours. Then, when the bar closes and its time to go home, she pulls out on the deal.
That tattooed bar slut last night pulled an LMNG.
The only thing worse than an LMNG is nuclear holocaust. Maybe.
My balls have never been bluer thanks to last nights LMNG.
The only thing worse than an LMNG is nuclear holocaust. Maybe.
My balls have never been bluer thanks to last nights LMNG.
by sexypants69 April 22, 2012