sexypanda man's definitions

backwards mustache

a sexual position in which a man mounts a girls face backwards and dangles his balls right above her upper lip and below her nose.

My friend Matt gave that slut a backwards mustache!

by sexypanda man January 30, 2010

California Hotplate

When a man or a group of men eat a large meal off of a girl's juicy ass.

Erik and Matt ate a california hotplate off of Kiki's hot ass.

by sexypanda man February 6, 2010