The creepy guy you know who wears obnoxiously tight pants. This is to hide the fact he secretly has a vagina, because his penis is that small. He’s also weirdly touchy feely and is known to make pedofelic insuations.
Girl: Omg I want to bang him
Long Dick Dylan: I want to bang you
Girl: You’re 25
Long Dick Dylan: And you’re 11 so what?
Long Dick Dylan: I want to bang you
Girl: You’re 25
Long Dick Dylan: And you’re 11 so what?
by sexy.beasts.and.salad July 26, 2019
The two people in your friend group who are in love and won't do crap about it. Everyone's always talking about and everyone ships it... but they're too lazy, scared, or some other crap excuse. They probably also have a really cute ship.
Samsara: Omg! Isaac is so funny. Friend: Just ask him out, it's 2017.
Samsara: I'm scared. What if he doesn't like me. Friend: Everyone knows he likes you.
Friend 2: Whatcha' talking 'bout? Friend: Samsara and Isaac. Can theyplease date?
Samsara: I'm scared. What if he doesn't like me. Friend: Everyone knows he likes you.
Friend 2: Whatcha' talking 'bout? Friend: Samsara and Isaac. Can theyplease date?
by sexy.beasts.and.salad April 24, 2017