9 definitions by sexy.beasts.and.salad

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The creepy guy you know who wears obnoxiously tight pants. This is to hide the fact he secretly has a vagina, because his penis is that small. He’s also weirdly touchy feely and is known to make pedofelic insuations.
Girl: Omg I want to bang him
Long Dick Dylan: I want to bang you
Girl: You’re 25
Long Dick Dylan: And you’re 11 so what?
by sexy.beasts.and.salad July 26, 2019
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when someone says some dumb shit and you need to put them in there place.
girl 1: i dont like netflix

girl 2: what do yall mean you dont like netflix?
by sexy.beasts.and.salad August 08, 2018
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