The creepy guy you know who wears obnoxiously tight pants. This is to hide the fact he secretly has a vagina, because his penis is that small. He’s also weirdly touchy feely and is known to make pedofelic insuations.
Girl: Omg I want to bang him
Long Dick Dylan: I want to bang you
Girl: You’re 25
Long Dick Dylan: And you’re 11 so what?
Long Dick Dylan: I want to bang you
Girl: You’re 25
Long Dick Dylan: And you’re 11 so what?
by sexy.beasts.and.salad July 26, 2019
The cute couple in your friend group, whether there official or not everyone wants them to happen. They have undeniable chemistry, laugh at each others jokes, and turn red when someone mentions their name. They goof off about one day having 41 kids, but we all know it's not jut goofing off it's true love.
Friend 1: Omg! there so cute together
Friend 2: Yeah. Everyone wants them together, there samsara and atticus
Friend 1: I wish I had an Atticus to my Samsara.
Friend 2: Yeah. Everyone wants them together, there samsara and atticus
Friend 1: I wish I had an Atticus to my Samsara.
by sexy.beasts.and.salad March 09, 2017