sesmith70's definitions

pillage for billage

to search for money, usually in a purse, pocketbook, wallet, etc.

My friend wanted some tacos, so she had to pillage for billage to find a dollar.

by sesmith70 May 3, 2008

pizza ottoman

the piece of plastic in a pizza box to keep the lidfrom crushing the pizza. Looks like a miniature table or ottoman.

I saved the pizza ottoman for my niece's Barbie Dreamhouse, so she can put Barbie's feet up.

by sesmith70 March 26, 2009

Grandmadonna

a person of an elder age group who thinks they are as relevant as a younger, more-talented person.

Lady Gaga is popular today. Enough of Grandmadonna trying to claim she wrote all songs.

by sesmith70 March 6, 2012

Aguilera'ed

to sing a song in a horrible manner, which includes notes held too long, notes that jump all over the place, and singing wrong words.

When I sang "row row row your boat, merrily down the stream..." I really Aguilera'ed it.

by sesmith70 February 27, 2011