sesmith70's definitions

Leno-licker

another term for an ass licker, ass kisser. One who can find no fault with a total jerk.

The people on Jay's show are such Leno-lickers, because they wanna keep their jobs.

by sesmith70 February 1, 2010

pizza ottoman

the piece of plastic in a pizza box to keep the lidfrom crushing the pizza. Looks like a miniature table or ottoman.

I saved the pizza ottoman for my niece's Barbie Dreamhouse, so she can put Barbie's feet up.

by sesmith70 March 26, 2009

O.B.A.M.A.

Anagram for "One Big Ass Mistake, America". Regarding his bailout policies that are forcing us in deeper debt, ruining credit ratings, etc.

People are losing jobs thanks to O.B.A.M.A.

by sesmith70 March 4, 2009

pillage for billage

to search for money, usually in a purse, pocketbook, wallet, etc.

My friend wanted some tacos, so she had to pillage for billage to find a dollar.

by sesmith70 May 3, 2008