Definitions by senior jota

jack out the weasel 

When you beat your meat or somebody else beats it for you. Jerkin the gerkin.

She said she would jack out the weasel and then we would watch Futurama.

jack out the weasel by senior jota April 10, 2023

One Horse Pony 

A phrase used by senile people confused thinking of the more common phrase "one trick pony".

*Replying to press after reporter asks if allegations against Hunter Biden are Russian disinformation:

"Yes, yes, yes. God love you, man. You're a one horse pony."

One Horse Pony by senior jota December 22, 2020