Definitions by scrappy samcat

Coitus Coif 

The hairstyle ( coiffure ) you wear after getting a proper and vigorous fucking.

Niiice coitus coif, Dude... she must've been on top this time?

Coitus Coif by Scrappy SamCat January 28, 2009

Fuck Brain 

The slightly incapacitated state of mind after a proper, vigorous fucking... and at least one orgasm.

You're under the influence of fuck brain, dude... you just asked me to MARRY you!!! LOL

Fuck Brain by Scrappy SamCat January 28, 2009

SARCASM 

A faked orgasm. Used when a woman thinks her lover's style is TOTALLY lame.

Monica: "So you and John fucked? How was it?"
Sue: "I threw a SARCASM at him to get it over with... that dude SUCKS in the sack!"

SARCASM by Scrappy SamCat January 28, 2009

Fuck Hair 

The messy, snarled and sweaty hairstyle one has
after getting a proper and vigorous fucking.

I know EXACTLY why you're late! Your fuck hair says it ALL!!!

Fuck Hair by Scrappy SamCat January 27, 2009

Sanitary 

When one shaves the hair around the anus, to help keep it free of embedded fecal matter.
When the ass-terrain is too rugged for common wiping.

I had fudgy fur issues until I gave myself a sanitary.

Sanitary by Scrappy SamCat January 21, 2009

Skillet Face

A human face that looks like a cartoon character's,
after being hit with the bottom-side of a skillet.
The face is round and flat with a very little nose,
a small mouth, and tiny that eyes are wide-set
and basically expressionless.

"He's buff... but a total skillet face."
"Nice rack, but I can't get past her skillet face."

Skillet Face by Scrappy SamCat January 21, 2009