Definitions by schmurt antonio

schmurtin 

schmurtin is a term for when either something is super awesome, sexy, cool, or vibey. can also be used as a term for jizzing. originating from the great schmurt antonio himself, as he uses these terms frequently.

John: Damn, this vid is schmurtin!
or
John: this bitch is schmurtin
or
John: I'm schmurtin hard

schmurtin by schmurt antonio June 24, 2022

schmurt 

schmurt conveys either a sexual activity that requires orgasm, or an orgasm itself. could also be a form of cum

John: oh lord have mercy, im gonna schmurt!
Rebecca: please dont schmurt on me

or
john: wanna watch me schmurt?

schmurt by schmurt antonio June 24, 2022