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Jerry elven

A fat man with a small penis

That guy is totally a jerry elven he couldn't even touch her sausage wallet

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A Soldier/Specialist that takes matters into his/hers hands. Needing no help from any source whatsoever.

Guy no.1:John went to venture out in Vietnam and killed 200 Gooks.
Guy no.2:Wow, he's such a Lone Gun.

lone gun by Sausage Wallet September 11, 2014

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