balagot

A dumb asian person that has no chance with N. These people always smell of chicken rice, and impress people with their laksa cooking skills. Although they are dumb and annoying, they are good friends and are funny.
"No, I don't want any chicken rice, but thanks for the 10 bucks!"

"My god that guy is such a balagot"
by sausage a many June 01, 2014
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rushabh parasnis

A person that resells 7 eleven products. Often member of the "elder council." Best known for his ability to resell 7 eleven products (especially jelly belly's). Charges too much money for "shipping and handling." Also was born with a strange genetic mutation that only allows him to move diagonally. Often called "Beeshop" (an intense pronunciation of the word "Bishop") or "7 eleven premium re-seller." Usually wears glasses, and obsessed with wearing lederhosen. Despite his 7 eleven reselling rip offs, you still purchase for some reason.
"That douche just charged me 20 bucks for a single pack of mentos, and for some reason i accepted. What a rushabh parasnis."
by sausage a many June 02, 2014
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tree_sap

dumb person. Usually called "tree_sap" by other dumb people.
That guy who thinks 2+2 is 3 is totally a tree_sap.
by sausage a many June 01, 2014
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