sarcomax's definitions

nascar

having to make only left turns like those redneck pussies driving around in counter clockwise circles wishing that they had enough grey matter to learn how to turn right. The least challenging form of motorsport, and the most popular in america proving once again that our nation is fucked up!!! Thanks George W!!!! Even motorcycle racing takes place in the rain. For those rednecks out there a motorcycle has two wheels and no roof and is capable of the same speeds of a nascar. (they can turn right also.)

There is a parade in my neighborhood so to get home I had to go nascar.

by sarcomax January 21, 2003

McMansion

a house that has been super sized

I used to lice in a shack but ever since I added those thirteen extra rooms, I live in a mcmansion.

by sarcomax January 20, 2003