Miss Softie

a chick so ugly just thinking about her will turn your hard cock into a softy.

That Joan Rivers is a Miss Softie

by sarcomax January 21, 2003

Cotton Hill

1)A person that killed 50 men... with boring stories about stroking. 2)Resident of some slave supporting state that seems to be obsessed with Hank Hills urethra. 3)13 year old girl with braces and a limp.

Cotton hill really likes Hank Hill's urethra.

by sarcomax July 30, 2003