sam d. 's definitions

"white girl" can't even

The most advanced and serious stage of not being able to handle or deal with something...that is generally not actually a huge crisis.

"I just spilled my coffee all over my desk again...I seriously "white girl" can't even right now. I may just have to take sick hours and leave work early today..."

by sam d. July 10, 2016

mantasticness

A specific term used to describe certain qualities a person possesses such as a combination of them being attractive, macho, sexy, manly, etc.

Alex had the perfect beard to help accentuate his mantasticness.

by sam d. April 14, 2016

tripleting

The same as "twinning" but with three friends...

The three of us all had on matching Johnny Cash shirts. We were totally tripleting!!!

by sam d. May 12, 2017

Lmfho

Laughing my fucking helmet off... The proper acronym to use via text, social media, etc. when you are considered a “special helmet friend,” and you find yourself laughing uncontrollably...

Chris was cracking me up when he got stuck putting his hoodie on... I was seriously lmfho and fell off my chair!!!

by sam d. February 20, 2018

Silver Fox Sex

Having sexual relations with a man who has gray hair.

I really hope my husband’s hair goes gray soon so we can start having silver fox sex.

by sam d. April 16, 2022