sam's definitions

condential

when a person tries to give a lecture that makes them look smarter than they really are by using big words.

"Those flatulence are an inconvenience to homosapiens everywhere!"
"Thanks for the condential Jean..."

by sam June 19, 2006

Ruptured rectum

a rectum(anus) that has been penitrated causing seepige of body fluids (mostly blood) through the anus

His ass was disgusting, he had a ruptured rectum!

by Sam December 8, 2004

dagger to a swan

a totally random concoction of words, sometimes confused with the phrase "A Jackknife To A Swan"

by sam October 27, 2003

raspberry swirl

Possibly originating in the song Raspberry Swirl by Tori Amos, a raspberry swirl is an orgasm. A heart pounding, bass blasting orgasm in which heavy breathing and the words 'Let's go' are used.

I am not your senorita
I am not from your tribe
If you want inside her, well,
Boy you better make her raspberry swirl

by Sam January 3, 2005

makayla

a really cool girl... that is extremely rad. She's good at writing poetry, and is an all around awesome person. REALLY AWESOME...

one of the best people...ever!

makayla is cool, so cool, that the cool kids are always like, she's so COOL.

by sam February 5, 2005

Piss Flinch

A type of incident that should not be mentioned around the company of ladies, they suffer alot worse than men. a piss flinch is usually a drunken/stoned action performed (hopefully) in private when urinating. the 'piss flinch' is a desperate type of flinch involving the lower legs and hips simultaneously. a type of judder I suppose, resulting in a sparatic spray of piss over the floor to either side of the bowl/urinal, and occasionally into the stash of bog-roll if you happen to be at home. hmmm nice soggy piss cleaned arse hole for mother. With women, they can be catapulted feet into the air, of can be spun off the seat at a great velocity. this can result in serious injuries, and sometimes loss of rationality/piss (or both) - but these things are never discussed. I only know after extensive research. Piss flinch can also be used as a rather Facetious insult to a close friend, sometimes called neil, or Ning. this happy banter can soon digress into a slurry of vocal fumblings, and end in giggles of the funny type. yes, yes they can. can they? yes. is it? I think we all know.

...oh neil you fucking piss flinch!... ning, ningle mc flingle, fucking piss flinch cunt!. are you? am I? are you neil? Neeeiiiiil??? yes. piss flinched arse gruff nutted piss minch creg bitch. That fish bitch just piss flinched neil, did you see the tallons on that? yes

by Sam October 14, 2004

women

completely equal to men. Can be nice or mean. Some are understandable, others not. let's not steryotype people...

a woman is a good thing

by sam March 11, 2005