salty man's definitions

cabbage god

lilly

do you believe in the cabbage god?

her name is lilly.

by salty man April 19, 2019

sexy

me

everyone: you’re so sexy
me: i know

by salty man April 15, 2019

motherfucker

an insult

“you motherfucker”

“hey that’s not nice”

by salty man April 18, 2019

jett

a turtle

jett is a turtle

by salty man June 21, 2019

water

liquid commonly referred to as life juice

can i have some life juice?

what?

water

by salty man June 21, 2019

cooper

the coolest one to ever exist :)

cooper is the coolest human that has ever existed

by salty man April 20, 2019

aspen

a nerdy gay guy

aspen is a nerd

he is also gay

by salty man June 19, 2019