motherfucker

an insult

“you motherfucker”

“hey that’s not nice”

by salty man April 18, 2019

cabbage god

lilly

do you believe in the cabbage god?

her name is lilly.

by salty man April 19, 2019

gay

me

i am gay

by salty man May 05, 2019

sexy

me

everyone: you’re so sexy
me: i know

by salty man April 15, 2019

cat

demon that you love anyway

cat: *evilly* meow
me: so sorry sir, let me feed you

cat: *purrs*

me: i love you too

by salty man April 18, 2019

water

liquid commonly referred to as life juice

can i have some life juice?

what?

water

by salty man June 21, 2019

aspen

a nerdy gay guy

aspen is a nerd

he is also gay

by salty man June 19, 2019