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aspen

aspen is a tree

by salty man June 19, 2019

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jett

jett is a turtle

by salty man June 21, 2019

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water

liquid commonly referred to as life juice

can i have some life juice?

what?

water

by salty man June 21, 2019

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sexy

me

everyone: you’re so sexy
me: i know

by salty man April 15, 2019

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cat

demon that you love anyway

cat: *evilly* meow
me: so sorry sir, let me feed you

cat: *purrs*

me: i love you too

by salty man April 18, 2019

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motherfucker

“you motherfucker”

“hey that’s not nice”

by salty man April 18, 2019

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tetris

tetris is my life

by salty man August 26, 2019

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