Definitions by salty man

gay 

me

i am gay

gay by salty man May 5, 2019

cooper 

the coolest one to ever exist :)

cooper is the coolest human that has ever existed

cooper by salty man April 20, 2019

cabbage god 

lilly

dude1: do you believe in god?

dude2: yeah, lilly the cabbage god

cabbage god by salty man April 19, 2019

cabbage god 

lilly

do you believe in the cabbage god?

her name is lilly.

cabbage god by salty man April 19, 2019

cat

demon that you love anyway

cat: *evilly* meow
me: so sorry sir, let me feed you

cat: *purrs*

me: i love you too

cat by salty man April 18, 2019

motherfucker 

an insult

“you motherfucker”

“hey that’s not nice”

motherfucker by salty man April 18, 2019

sexy

me

everyone: you’re so sexy
me: i know

sexy by salty man April 15, 2019