Definitions by sacrastic suzy

stanket

A overly soiled blanket that is in the need of a good washing. A child's baby blanket that never leaves his or her side.

"Quick, the baby's asleep grap the stanket and through it in the wash!"

a large amount of snot running down on your mustache causing an icicle.

SNOTSTACHE: When a person with a mustache exercises in extremely cold weather they grow a snotstache.