russ bus's definitions

there's ninjas on the lawn

Its a less racial way of saying there are black people somewhere on your property. We say it when blacks show up at our haunted house. The blacks are usualy the ones that hit our monsters and get all kung foo on that ass when they get scared. So when they show up, a call goes out over the radio that "there's ninjas on the lawn"
I have also used it when there are black ppl around my store. Like when they hang out in the parking lot doing nothing.

I saw a group of black people headed for the entrance to our haunted house, so I alerted the managers that there's ninjas on the lawn.

by Russ Bus January 9, 2008

2 Cigarette Meal

"A 2 Cigarette Meal" is a meal that is so good, or so large, that it is imidiately followed bu the smoking of 2 cigarettes as opposed to the standard single cigarette. Usualy it is a meal that is either very spicy like mexican or asian cuisine. A Thanksgiving feast usually falls into this category too as most ppl over eat and must chainsmoke 2 or more cigarettes afterwards to speed up the digestion process.

{2 ppl sittin at On The Border after a huge meal.}

Person 1: "Wow! That was a feast man."

Person 2: "Ya, my mouth is on fire from that hot sauce. Im stuffed."

Person 1: "Ya, that was definately a 2 cigarette meal"

Person 2" "Well light it up then."

by Russ Bus February 21, 2008

herp dogs

A slang term for the STD herpies, or genital warts. Obviously someting you do not want to contract.

I nailed this stripper hoe last week and she gave me the herp dogs. Now i gotta get sum once a day Valtrex to prevent breakouts.

by Russ Bus January 19, 2006

butt puke

A bowel movement that is mostly or completely liqud. Generaly squirts out like a fire hose. Liquid shit that usually happens after eating bad food or a night of heavy beer cunsumption.

Man i was drunk last night and i had the serious butt puke this morning when I woke up.

by Russ Bus January 19, 2006