pseudomy

When the catcher is reluctant for back door action, he/she grasps pitcher's helmet between the buttocks and strokes pitcher's shaft until the pitcher spackles catcher's crack with spooge.

Mary won't let me in the mud hole but she is good for some pseudomy.

by ruralisto February 03, 2010

QWOL

(Cue-wall) Similar to the military term AWOL which stands for "absent without leave". QWOL stands for "Quit without leaving" and applies to a person who doesn't want to work but doesn't want to quit either.

"Murphy screwed me again! He's been QWOL for 6 months now, when are they going to can him?"

by ruralisto May 12, 2010