4 definitions by rubber turtle
by rubber turtle May 2, 2011
by rubber turtle June 29, 2011
An idiot male parent who demands virgin like behavior from his daughter, but wants his son to be a skirt chasing, cherry popping dog.!
Two Faced Father's dating instructions to children...
Two Faced Father to girl child> Don't let him touch you!
Two Faced Father to boy child> Get up in there son!
Two Faced Father to girl child> Don't let him touch you!
Two Faced Father to boy child> Get up in there son!
by rubber turtle September 22, 2010
Seeing someone else's attractive partner or spouse, and thinking you could give them more pleasure then they've already got.
first guy> See that hot redhead dancing with that stiff? She'd be having more fun dancing with me!
second guy> Misplaced Mojo, dude, you know their engaged.
second guy> Misplaced Mojo, dude, you know their engaged.
by rubber turtle September 17, 2010