Definitions by rubber turtle

Dodger time 

It can mean you are broke,

getting a divorce or

looking for some cash.

Just got back form that new casino, now it's Dodger time!

Dodger time by rubber turtle June 30, 2011

Obama got Osama 

A dove can be a hawk!
A peace loving man can be a warrior.

Can a Liberal Democrat be a strong military leader?
Of course, don't you remember, Obama got Osama.

Obama got Osama by rubber turtle May 25, 2011

Two Faced Father

An idiot male parent who demands virgin like behavior from his daughter, but wants his son to be a skirt chasing, cherry popping dog.!

Two Faced Father's dating instructions to children...
Two Faced Father to girl child> Don't let him touch you!
Two Faced Father to boy child> Get up in there son!

Two Faced Father by rubber turtle September 23, 2010

Misplaced Mojo

Seeing someone else's attractive partner or spouse, and thinking you could give them more pleasure then they've already got.

first guy> See that hot redhead dancing with that stiff? She'd be having more fun dancing with me!
second guy> Misplaced Mojo, dude, you know their engaged.

Misplaced Mojo by rubber turtle September 17, 2010