Two Faced Father

An idiot male parent who demands virgin like behavior from his daughter, but wants his son to be a skirt chasing, cherry popping dog.!

Two Faced Father's dating instructions to children...
Two Faced Father to girl child> Don't let him touch you!
Two Faced Father to boy child> Get up in there son!

by rubber turtle September 23, 2010

Dodger time

It can mean you are broke,

getting a divorce or

looking for some cash.

Just got back form that new casino, now it's Dodger time!

by rubber turtle June 30, 2011

Obama got Osama

A dove can be a hawk!
A peace loving man can be a warrior.

Can a Liberal Democrat be a strong military leader?
Of course, don't you remember, Obama got Osama.

by rubber turtle May 25, 2011

Misplaced Mojo

Seeing someone else's attractive partner or spouse, and thinking you could give them more pleasure then they've already got.

first guy> See that hot redhead dancing with that stiff? She'd be having more fun dancing with me!
second guy> Misplaced Mojo, dude, you know their engaged.

by rubber turtle September 17, 2010