rou rou's definitions

rocktard

in short: poser!!!
in long: a person who thinks they are rock because they bought a green day album and a band t-shirt. these people are just basically townies except they have the intelligence to except other types of music other than dance. rocktard probably has a friend who listens to rock music.

person 1: hey check it out im a rock chick!!!
person 2: *cough* rocktard *cough*

by rou rou September 21, 2005

foreplay

touching/kissing/licking each other in a stimulating manner, in order to become "turned on" before having actual sex.

person 1:so are you two like, having sex?
person 2:no, well we've done foreplay but it hasnt lead to anything yet.

by rou rou October 1, 2005

mmkay

mmkay is the american version of saying ok,basically it is just a lazy way of saying ok.British folk are simple minded like me we dont want to extend our vocabluary so its just k.The british find this very amusing so were just retarded mmkay? do you understand people? mmmmmmkay

Student: Miss I feel poorly!
American Teacher: MMMkay!
Student 2: HA HA
Student 3: wats so fucking funny??
American teacher: No swearing mmkay?
Student: MMKAY you american bitch
Student 4: why the fuck am i involved again?
Student 3: OH NO I HAVE AMERICAN ITIS >.<
THIS WAS WRITTEN BY MY FRIEND LOUIS WHO IS VERY HOSTILE AND CALLS EVERYONE ALL THE TIME SO PLEASE ANY AMERICANS READING THIS DO MOT TAKE OFFENCE OR BLAME IT ON ME!!!
MMKAY

student 3: mmmmmmkay mmmmkay mkay you your sucH a MMKAY!!

by rou rou September 28, 2005

electro-kinetic sensitivity

the ability to sense electrical appliances when they are activated. NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH ELECTRO-KINESIS. i invented the word to describe a form of telepathy previously undocumented, the ability to sense static electricty. it is a rare gift, i only know one person who has it.

*barcelona by queen plys in the background*
louis:did you hear that
rouske:what?
louis:the tv
rouske:*looks at the tv in louis' room* wtf!!!
louis:not that one, the song *gestures at the stereo*
callum:WTF!!!!!!
louis: *rewinds cd*
*beginning part of song plays*
louis:see?
rouske: nope
louis:its a tv i can hear it.
rouske:wow your psychic, lets call it electro-kinetic sensitivity.
louis:cool!

by rou rou September 23, 2005

incarnated sperm

baby or foetus.This is my own word this is also a good insult many retarded people wont understand so get off the site.Even though this is true but baby and foeti have small brains so i just believe that, that was the insult basicly it is saying your a dumbass.

Person: I dont like you
Person 2:(ignores)
Person; listen you fucking incarnated sperm!
Person 2: who you callin' old?
Person: you fucking retard
Teacher: wats going on
Person: *stands up on table and screams* YOU FUCKING INCARNATED SPERM!!

by rou rou September 23, 2005

witchbitch

an insult used by the very clever people (note the sarcasm) who realised that the word witch rhymes with the word bitch. a derogatory term for someone who practises witchcraft.

person 1: oi!!!!
*person 2 continues walking*
person 1: im talking to you, witch!!!
person 2: fuck off, asshole!!!
person 1: what did you say witchbitch!!!
person 2: you heard me.......asshole!!!

by rou rou September 21, 2005

electro-kinetic sensitivity

just found out another of my friends has it!!!!!!!!

rouske:i made up this cool word on urbandictionary: electro-kinetic sensitivity.
jade:cool what is it?
rouske:its where you can sense tvs being turned on without hearing them
jade:OMG i can do that!!!!!!!
rouske: wow!!!!

by rou rou October 9, 2005