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Definitions by robert j. melrose

jean claude van jis

When Van Damme does the splits and craig turley sucks the cum out of his split sack.
oooohhh...there goes Jean Claude Van Jis - oh wait..thats just Karl Langdon sucking sumas cock!

Urban Stiffy 

A Stiffy you get from wandering the suburbs and checkin out the fresh talent
ooooh, that bitch is so fine she's given me an urban stiffy!

Bottled Gravy

Cum kept on Tap - your man-gravy, bottled in your love-nuts.
ooohhhh..that Jimmy Smits wanted a fresh drop of my Bottled Gravy - mmmm, NYPD Blew!!!!

Ghetto Lips 

Man that Black Bitch has some huge-ass Ghetto Lips

Bin Fucker 

Boong Rapist who roots bins
That Ernie Dingo sure is a Bin Fucker!
Shes the SLUT! Bung!
Bung by Robert J. Melrose May 19, 2003

cum shot 

Man that guy shot a cumshot like Ricky Grace launching a three-point power play! BUNG!!!