Definitions by rob mugaybe

Mellow BagPipe 

After ejaculating into a pussy, lock your lips onto it and blow warm, moist air and a merry little tune will come out her asshole.

massive stud: i gave my girl the mellow bagpipe last night, couldn’t danced to the little jig

Mellow BagPipe by rob mugaybe July 12, 2021

Hardwick 

A Hardwick is an utter fucking neanderthal freak looking fuck. He’s primative, ruthless, lies about his height and eats his dead skin ( and other people’s)

Charles Manson is such a Hardwick

Hardwick by rob mugaybe June 25, 2021