Definitions by rita mate, CPA

goopwhack 

verb.

to subscribe an unsuspecting victim to Gwyneth Paltrow's GOOP newsletter

executed as an act of hatred or adoration

"I think that square-faced cunt Nancy keeps goopwhacking me!"

"Let's goopwhack people we hate all weekend."

goopwhack by rita mate, CPA October 8, 2009