1 definition by ridgefield college kid

All the kids have tried pot once, cause its easier to get than alcohol. Everyone gets a 4.0 or your considered an idiot. Everyone hates eachother, talks behind everyone elses back, and everyone has money. If your considered poor in this town, its cause your only a millionare and not a multimillionare.

The highschool here is terrible and overrated even though its one of the top in the country. All the girls where mini skirts, have sex at 14, and all go to colleges like boston college and um boston college. Sometimes boston university, too!

You either hang out behind geneoa, starbucks, dunkin donuts, or yanity. The police here are bored since theres no crime so if your carrying a small amount of alcohol you will be jailed for life.

Basically this town is terrible, its filled with white people, and maybe you'll find two or three asian kids around if you look hard. Everyone is an overachiever, and you either go to yale or OD on cocaine or heroine because your family hates you because you didnt get into yale.

So go raise your kids somewhere else.
Where do you live?

On the border of newyork
by ridgefield college kid June 25, 2005
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