Definitions by retarded salad

Spasm Jerk 

when you get your Parkinson’s ridden girlfriend to jerk off your penis

‘gorrrrr matey! My girl gave me a nice ol’ spasm jerk yesterday! She couldn’t control herself!’

Spasm Jerk by retarded salad February 17, 2021

Salad Smoker 

a school shooter that kills all the disabled kids in a special needs schools

‘did you hear about that Salad Smoker that shot up at that retard school? It was wheely bad...’

Salad Smoker by retarded salad February 11, 2021

www.vegetablefinder.com 

a dating site for the mentally and physically disabled.

Alice
23
England

‘I have Down Syndrome and was born with no legs, but I will ride like the first time! Find me at www.vegetablefinder.com’

www.vegetablefinder.com by retarded salad February 4, 2021

Salad Wacking 

when you jerk off someone that’s mentally challenged

‘Did you see what happened old people’s home yesterday? One of the nurses was caught salad wacking Mr Johnson!’

Salad Wacking by retarded salad January 27, 2021

Salad Wacking 

when you jerk off your mentally challenged sibling

‘Did you see what happened in that old people’s home yesterday!? One of the nurses got caught salad wacking one of the residents!’

Salad Wacking by retarded salad January 27, 2021

Salad Wacking 

when you jerk off your mentally challenged sibling

‘Did you see what happened in that old people’s home yesterday!? One of the nurses got caught salad wacking one of the residents!’

Salad Wacking by retarded salad January 27, 2021