readyplayerone1's definitions

Screech

To emit a high pitched noise at..you guessed it…high velocities. Can sound a bit distorted, especially over the phone. Can also be used as a code word for moaning, I see you dirty minded mufkrs.

I screeched to my friend as a form of greeting, he approved and screeched back.

by readyplayerone1 December 31, 2021

Brian

An interesting individual. He is very unpredictable and will always be searching for things to assist in his journey to discover his soulmate. Once you get your hands on him tho, you won’t want to let go. He’s sooooo dreamy. Big muscles, light stubble, hot haircut, even hotter face, and does everything. If you get with a Brian, don’t lose him, because then your friend will get him.

Jennifer: I finally found my soulmate, and he’s a Brian. HE’S SOOOOO HOT.
Anna: I’m gonna get him when they break up
Jennifer: what?
Anna: Oh my apologies, congrats bestie

by readyplayerone1 December 27, 2021

Billosopher

A scholar who is approved to teach billosophy. One must become first billworthy and then proceed to additional training to become a billosopher. Billosophers are all wise and intelligent beings.

I just became billworthy and am now starting training to become a billosopher

by readyplayerone1 February 6, 2022

Skurries

An effective movement strategy that requires the stepping of feet at high velocities. Can be used under any circumstance and the speed will vary depending on the cause of action. Nevertheless, it is always a much more proficient alternative than basic human movements like running or jogging…ew.

*skurries to your nearest location and screeches*

by readyplayerone1 December 31, 2021