did you just shit on my desk

a question asked directly after someone shits on a desk. this is specifically from southpark(like all offensive things) when cartmen shat on Mr. Mackeys desk

cartmen:*shits on desk*
Mr. Mackey:eric did you just shit on my desk?

by raybeez April 15, 2022

Are you trans?

A question I get asked by girls way too much.

girl:are you trans?
me:no
It's ray the bi man not ray the trans man

not transphobic just not trans
go trans people

by raybeez February 12, 2022

staggering beauty

the best website ever. such beauty with its moves

staggering beauty is werk of art

by raybeez February 15, 2022

Darth Vader

Apparently I’m as kinky as him

Kink quiz:your equally kinky as Darth Vader
Me:wtf

by raybeez October 14, 2022

suicide note

what you accidentally turn in to your english teacher

teacher:ray this is a suicide note
me:shit

by raybeez March 28, 2022

sniperxspy

a gay ship between the sniper and spy usually consisting with sniper as top

spy:hey this exists *pulls up sniperxspy*
sniper:bloody hell

by raybeez March 02, 2022

hidden albums

where 90 of the porn on my phone is.

me:*goes into hidden albums*
timmy:holy shit that's alota porn

by raybeez March 22, 2022