apple sac

reference to the scrotum and testicles, usually one's own.

she kneed me in the apple sac!

by ravenflesh June 23, 2008

whether pass

military term describing going on pass whether your leave form has been approved or not.

1SG: "anyone taking a whether pass this weekend is gonna get fucked up on Monday!!!"

by ravenflesh June 24, 2008

rumpled slit skin

the labia. reference to Rumplestilskin, beloved children's character.

"labia, lips, rumpled slit skin, all these terms are acceptable, ladies and gentlemen..."

by ravenflesh June 24, 2008

wisconsin johnson

the act of putting a piece of cheese in your partner's rectum while having vaginal sex from the rear mount position.

this was my first wisconsin johnson, and her second...

by ravenflesh June 22, 2008

pizza sling

slang term for the mouth when telling someone to shut up. synonymous with pie hole, cum dumpster, etc.

snap yer pizza sling, before i do, ass rafter!

by ravenflesh June 23, 2008

tuna purse

slang term for the mouth when telling someone to shut up. synonymous with pie hole, cum dumpster, etc.

shut yer tuna purse, asshole!

by ravenflesh June 23, 2008

flesh flute smoothie

a play on the phrase "fresh fruit smoothie", it simply refers to semen.

she likes the dirty talk, so i offered her some flesh flute smoothie...

by ravenflesh June 24, 2008