2 definitions by random ruffneck
Spladooshk is the word used to describe the large splash resulting from a great big dump. Spladooshk can also be used as an insult, someone can be as much use as a "spladooshk."
1. I've just been and had the hugest shit ever, it hit the water with a great SPLADOOSHK!!!
2. you're as much use a splash from a giant turd or spladooshk
2. you're as much use a splash from a giant turd or spladooshk
by random ruffneck May 13, 2011
the word chav is short for Council Housing And Violent. Typically wearing 'bling', tracksuits, cheap imitations of designer clothing and an incorrectly placed baseball cap with the apparent inability to speak english. Please note that more than 3 chavs in one place is known as a chavalanche
by random ruffneck May 12, 2011