ranch baby

A person of superior intellect. Usually named Carter.

I heard Carter is a 'ranch baby', I should give him my lunch money.

by ranch baby December 13, 2020

bark brain

Someone who is inherently extremely below-average intelligence and can be seemingly assumed to be as dumb as bark.

Damn, that dude Jordan really is a bark brain... He put jam in his toaster...

by ranch baby January 08, 2022