Definitions by ranch baby

bark brain 

Someone who is inherently extremely below-average intelligence and can be seemingly assumed to be as dumb as bark.

Damn, that dude Jordan really is a bark brain... He put jam in his toaster...

bark brain by ranch baby January 8, 2022

ranch baby 

A person of superior intellect. Usually named Carter.

I heard Carter is a 'ranch baby', I should give him my lunch money.

ranch baby by ranch baby December 13, 2020