Definitions by rampagus_maximus

buttbeast 

A vicious drooling beast residing in Gaywood, King's Lynn, S. England. Thought by many to be mythical, the evil faggot creature leaves its lair by night to stalk the streets of Norwich. Many an unsuspecting stranger has been caught unawares and savagely ass-raped by this mindless demon. The folk of Norwich tie garlic over their doors to ward off this enemy of all things heterosexual.......

The folk of Norwich fled when they heard the buttbeast's lurching approach.......

buttbeast by rampagus_maximus November 1, 2003

asslicketry 

1)A relatively new term, originating in St. Andrews, referring to the process by which a man wraps his tongue around another man's ring piece.......sick, i know.
2) A sickening degree of 'sucking up'

James thought he might get into honours with a bit of strategic asslicketry.

asslicketry by rampagus_maximus October 27, 2003