doggy-bagger

Noun: one who claims that he can handle his meats, but after eating 1/4 or less of his meal, ends up asking for a Styrofoam box, or quite possibly, one of those Chinese restaurant box things with a handle.
What? That Malu couldn't finish his chopped steak! Three bites you say? What a doggy bagger.
by Ralph Wiggum December 01, 2002
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crotch art

The Rorschach like shit stains left in ones underwear/panties after an (i.)inadequate cleansing of ones undercarriage. (ii.) Involuntary bowel evacuation. skid mark
Please soak undergarments with Spray and Wash(TM) prior to washing for all crotch art that is not gallery quality.
by Ralph Wiggum February 18, 2003
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