wank tank

When you see someone hot, you put their memory in your wank tank so that when you have a wank later it is the face you see as you cum all over your bed

Chris was so turned on by the sight of James bending over the photocopier he decided to ut him is his wank tank for lunchtime when he went to the toilet

by rachael July 22, 2004

Melf

Shortened version of myself, used as a name or less conformative and egotistical self reference. Can also be used as simplified statement of fantastical racial origin; i.e. Me conjoined with Elf.

"Melf is back."

by Rachael January 08, 2004

Busted

1. To play an instraument out of tune or pretend to play an instraument

2. To be ugly

3. To annoy a large amount of people

1. That band I saw last night played very Busted.

2. He's very busted

3. He really busted us.

by Rachael May 16, 2004

goober

a chocolate covered peanut or a jar of peanut butter and jelly mixed together

when i went to the movies with bob we got goobers after having sex in the seats

by rachael January 28, 2005

Shit Features

hit with the ugly branch aswell as being as annoying as a three year old on a sugar rush,

general greeting as in "hey shit features"

by Rachael April 25, 2004