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Peloton

To murder someone by selling them a product they don’t need quite literally.
They pelotoned John because he was an easy target. They found his body next to a random bike in his closet.
by quintensity December 12, 2021
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peloton

A very unattractive death machine guaranteed to cause you problems after use.
Mr. Big had a massive heart attack after he rode that peloton. Poor guy. He didn’t deserve that.
by quintensity December 12, 2021
mugGet the pelotonmug.

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