quintensity 's definitions

Peloton

To murder someone by selling them a product they don’t need quite literally.

They pelotoned John because he was an easy target. They found his body next to a random bike in his closet.

by quintensity December 12, 2021

peloton

A very unattractive death machine guaranteed to cause you problems after use.

Mr. Big had a massive heart attack after he rode that peloton. Poor guy. He didn’t deserve that.

by quintensity December 12, 2021