Belt dong

the extra length of belt the projects out from the front of your pants that resembles a penis

"come on dude, fix your belt! your freakin belt dong is wavin all over the fuckin place and it just slapped me in the back of the head!"

by queen of france August 06, 2007

Cock of Destiny

1. a penis that causes instant orgasms upon contact with a females vagina

2. the only reason erin hasn't left kyle yet.

"sorry i kept you up last night but my boyfriend has the cock of destiny

by queen of france August 06, 2007