Definitions by pug wash

Being a haddock 

When you need to wind your neck in, but don't have one to do so, e.g. when someone can't turn their heads without turning their whole body - like captain haddock

If he had a neck he should wind it in - he's being a haddock

Being a haddock by pug wash August 30, 2021

Wind your neck in

When someone is getting lairy and needs to calm down

wind your neck in and stop being a haddock

Wind your neck in by pug wash August 30, 2021