The art of convincing yourself that what you're saying is true in order to justify lies to cover lies to cover lies to cover lies, etc. If you believe it to be true in your mind, you've already won half the battle.
When I didn't show up or call I knew that had to come up with a pretty good Ralphalization in order to avoid catching shit from everyone. I said that my dog ate my homework, an old friend came in from out of town, my clothes were in the washing machine, I was shaving, my cellphone isn't working...and all of those things really are possible. Therefore, I really didn't lie!
by PTL April 11, 2006
A clever technique used by delaying the anticipated reaction time of another in order to affect the desired outcome. The key to this ancient method is found in the timing of one's delivery. To truly master this skillset, one must allow enough time to pass that it renders the other party helpless by making their reaction and/or response a mute point.
The guys and I have been planning our Vegas trip for almost eight months. Considering that I know how pissed my wife is going to be, I'm going to "Joecrastinate" her shit by waiting to tell her as I'm heading to the airport and sipping on a 7&7.
by PTL April 11, 2006
When I heard Al say he had every Yeltention of being back in the ATL by Sunday, I was positive that nigger wasn't coming back until at least Wednesday.
by PTL April 11, 2006