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Fad Fibs

Fad: a phenomenon that becomes popular for a very short time.

Fibs: lies, especially ones that are more or less inconsequential.

Fad Fibs: lies that becomes popular

"Fad Fibs" are the new Mad Libs.

by [e-mail] December 25, 2012

chefpert

chef: the head cook of an establishment such as a restaurant, club, or wealthy family.

expert: extraordinarily capable or knowledgeable.

chefpert: an extraordinarily capable or knowledgeable chef.

"I am 'chefpert' at making a simple dish complex." - say a chef

by [e-mail] February 13, 2013

ARGHticulation!

articulation: the quality, clarity or sharpness of speech.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

ARGHticulation!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about articulation.

"ARGHticulation!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] March 5, 2013

YMCIA

YMCA: Young Men's Christian Association

CIA: Central Intelligence Agency

YMCIA: Young Men's Christian Intelligence Agency

"The 'YMCIA' should be renamed to the 'YMCRA,' because of it's lack of intelligence. The 'YMCRA': the Young Men's Christian Religion Agency is a more appropriate name. " - says an intelligent being.

by [e-mail] January 5, 2013

elepants

What an elephant does if suffering from heat exhaustion.

When an elephant suffers from heat exhaustion, an elephant "elepants."

by [e-mail] December 25, 2012

litARGHalists!

literalist: a person who translates text literally.:

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

litARGHalists!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about literalists.

"litARGHalists!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] March 6, 2013

awesound

awesome: causing awe or terror; inspiring wonder or excitement.

sound: a sensation perceived by the ear caused by the vibration of air or some other medium.

awesound: a sensation perceived by the ear caused by the vibration of air or some other medium that causes awe or terror; inspiring wonder or excitement.

"Your music is 'awesound'." - says a critic

by [e-mail] February 6, 2013