liquid jello

The most sensual of all compliments. True sexual perfection.

Guy: Guuuuuurl, you look like liquid jello.
Girl: Have sex with me.

by pseudonym not chosen March 10, 2016

christianity

Christianity is an Abrahamic, monotheistic religion based on the life and oral teachings of Jesus of Nazareth as presented in the New Testament.

This is a neutral definition of the word christianity. Urban Dictionary should be about defining words, not advancing a point of view.

by pseudonym not chosen December 20, 2014

chunky seawater

Semen. Ejaculation. Etc.

I spilled my chunky seawater in my girl earlier and now she's pregnant.

by pseudonym not chosen February 29, 2016