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some one who is better looking than you in every way and makes u so jealous u cry and masturbate in your room using the tears as lubricate to his awesomeness
guy1: man look at that preston
guy2: yea he reminds me of how ugly i actually am
guy1: im going to go and masturbate to his coolness
guy2: me too
girl1: i sucked his cock it was soo big it barley fitted in my mouth and vagina he is so sexy
guy2: yea he reminds me of how ugly i actually am
guy1: im going to go and masturbate to his coolness
guy2: me too
girl1: i sucked his cock it was soo big it barley fitted in my mouth and vagina he is so sexy
by presto pie September 13, 2009
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