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Definitions by potensionally challenged

Bedside Fan 

Similar to a "bandwagon fan," but occurs when you assume the fandomship of the sports teams of the person you're banging.
"Why is Britney rooting for UGA??? She didn't even go there. It's all because of Eric. She's such a bedside fan. Uhh"

potension 

potential tension, usually sexual, that will probably occur at any given occasion.
"Yo.. umm I don't think I can meet your friend Bobby. I mean... the way he was texting me. There's fucking potension there. I'm proooobably gonna wanna fuck him.

...Just saying."