Definitions by posiden 2

klockowed

the process of becoming overly obese by being forced to eat nothing but dicks.

i feel so bad for her, she got klockowed last night.

klockowed by posiden 2 June 16, 2009

Klockow

the process of becoming overly obese by eating nothing but dicks.

Boy 1:dude, did you see that chick?
Boy 2: yea, she looks like a total klockow!

Klockow by posiden 2 June 11, 2009