2 definitions by porkpie hat

a dried-up and used-up middle aged female bar denizen...a bar clam
If you buy that squinch a drink you'll never get rid of her
by porkpie hat October 3, 2003
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My cell-mate is a gazoony
by porkpie hat October 3, 2003
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