Definitions by porkpie hat

gazoony 

Homosexual male

My cell-mate is a gazoony

gazoony by porkpie hat October 3, 2003

squinch 

a dried-up and used-up middle aged female bar denizen...a bar clam

If you buy that squinch a drink you'll never get rid of her

squinch by porkpie hat October 3, 2003