Definitions by poor unforture wamp

porni 

the sexiest human woman/bort in recent and ancient history. if she spit in my mouth i would say thanks because i definitely was the one her to do that. i want her right here right now even in my shower and while and during and after eating a bort. derived from the parent root word jessiporn

i wanna suck porni’s tits in this mcdonald’s bathroom

porni by poor unforture wamp February 24, 2022

bort 

bort is an insult but it’s also much more. it unites the bortiest of souls. everyone can be a bort and everyone can call you out on it. next time someone calls you a bort-accept it and classify it as an essential part of your being

eat a bort

-the origin and most frequent usage

bort by poor unforture wamp June 30, 2021

kirstleen 

the obvious combination of the names kirsten and colleen

kirstleen, kirstleen, kirstleen

please don’t take him just because you can

kirstleen by poor unforture wamp November 5, 2020

wamp

wamp is an ill-defined term that is open to interpretation. you may think “damp” or “vamp” when you see it. it can also be a verb in any context

Oprah look good enough to wamp
OR
Let’s play wamp

wamp by poor unforture wamp March 28, 2019