poonchasers's definitions

Messy Guissepie

when you cum on someones upper lip while they are sleeping and it dries so it looks like a cum-mustache

that dick just gave me a messy guissepie!

Haha! I still see your cumstache

by poonchasers June 13, 2008

Horny Tomato

when a girl pisses on your face and then has her period on your face so it sticks

that dude just got a horny tomato from his girlfreind!

Nasty!

by poonchasers June 17, 2008