Definitions by poode dude

mexican painter 

the act of sprinting to the nearest bathroom, pulling down your pants (just in the nick of time), and spraying liquid shit all over the wall because there literally was no more holding it back. (usually occurs after eating greasy, dirty mexican food)

Ahh, man! I couldn't use the bathroom because it had a mexican painter in it!

mexican painter by poode dude November 7, 2010

gunka 

The crusty stuff in the corner of your eye after sleeping.
Sometimes also referred to as an eye booger.

That guy must have just gotten out of bed, because he still has a gunka in his eye.

gunka by poode dude August 2, 2010

pool jerk 

Someone who has the insatiable urge to splash, dunk, squirt, and generally annoy everyone else in a pool.

Great, Jimmy Fallon is in the pool. Not only is he just plain annoying, but he is also a pool jerk.

pool jerk by poode dude August 2, 2010

fun governor 

Someone who must make sure to quell or stop activities that would be viewed as fun by others (usually due to general laziness, jealousy, fear or lameness).

( a name usually assigned to wives )

can be shortened by calling the guilty person an "F.G.".

Holy crap, Madonna is such a fun governor! She flipped out when we wanted to wear her maxi pads as hats!

fun governor by poode dude August 2, 2010