Definitions by polish penitrator

jizzics 

Jesus + Physics = Jizzics

When Jesus walked on water he didn't defy the law of physics he obeyed the law of jizzics.

jizzics by polish penitrator October 19, 2010

goochbumps 

A tingling feeling in your gooch when it is touched.

I got goochbumps when my girlfriend reached into my pocket and took my keys.

goochbumps by polish penitrator May 7, 2010