jizzics

Jesus + Physics = Jizzics
When Jesus walked on water he didn't defy the law of physics he obeyed the law of jizzics.
by polish penitrator October 19, 2010
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goochbumps

A tingling feeling in your gooch when it is touched.
I got goochbumps when my girlfriend reached into my pocket and took my keys.
by polish penitrator May 07, 2010
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