1 definition by pmku
An antique horny god who blesses you weiner with horny intent. Ancient people used to pray him to get rid of erectile dysfunction.
Scientists found a relic which these lines written on it:
In the first age, in the first battle, when the weiners first lengthened, one stood. Burned by the embers of Armageddon, his soul blistered by the fires of pussy and tainted beyond ascension, he chose the path of perpetual fapping. In his ravenous horny he found no peace; and with boiling blood he scoured the Umbral Plains seeking vengeance against the trans cunts who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the Night Simpinels, and those that tasted the milk of his weiner named him... the Paxton.
Sb:I'm gonna sleep cuties bye(after I mastrubate)
Paxton:You kinky
Sb:C'mon I haven't seen any p00sy after rona.
Paxton:I never said you shouldn't *licking emoji*
Scientists found a relic which these lines written on it:
In the first age, in the first battle, when the weiners first lengthened, one stood. Burned by the embers of Armageddon, his soul blistered by the fires of pussy and tainted beyond ascension, he chose the path of perpetual fapping. In his ravenous horny he found no peace; and with boiling blood he scoured the Umbral Plains seeking vengeance against the trans cunts who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the Night Simpinels, and those that tasted the milk of his weiner named him... the Paxton.
Sb:I'm gonna sleep cuties bye(after I mastrubate)
Paxton:You kinky
Sb:C'mon I haven't seen any p00sy after rona.
Paxton:I never said you shouldn't *licking emoji*
Have you prayed Paxton today?
by pmku December 20, 2020