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Definitions by pmax

calorie queen 

A fat chick; a fat girl; a woman who is overweight or obese.
I got so drunk that I ended up shacking up with a calorie queen.
calorie queen by PMax April 13, 2008

elephant jockey 

A person who goes hogging; someone who will hook up with a fat chick; a guy who plays nail the whale.
He was a real elephant jockey his freshman year. You should have seen some of the fatties he banged.
elephant jockey by PMax April 13, 2008

elephant style 

Doing it doggy style with a fat chick; banging a plumper from behind.
I took home a big-titted 220 from the bar and I did her elephant style all night.
elephant style by PMax April 13, 2008

too much junk in the trunk 

An ass that is too fat; a rump that is too plump; being too big in the butt.
Robin would be pretty hot except that she has too much junk in the trunk.

juggernaut 

A person who is obsessed with big tits; someone who loves knockers; a guy who is really into jugs.
John is a real juggernaut; if a chick has big tits, he digs her.
juggernaut by PMax April 13, 2008

jugger lugger 

1. A chick with big tits.

2. A bra for big jugs.
1. I found myself staring across the bar at that girl with huge tits. She was a real jugger lugger.

2. I brought home from the bar that chick with big tits. I got her shirt off and those big knockers were perched in her jugger lugger.
jugger lugger by PMax April 13, 2008

big fat flatty 

a fat chick who does not have big tits; a plumper who is also a member of the itty bitty titty committee.
That poor fat chick lacks jugs. She's a big fat flatty.
big fat flatty by PMax April 13, 2008