Cracker Whiskers: noun; a person who is so white, that people of other ethnicities can see it plainly on their face as if it was growing like a cracker filled beard of their whiteness.
Hey man, check out Cracker Whiskers over there listening to easy rock and smooth jazz while eating a sandwich smothered in mayonnaise...
by plainly obscure March 10, 2014
When you have rough sex which results in prolapse of anus or vagina and continue to perform self gratification with the prolapsed organ.
by plainly obscure June 12, 2016