Definitions by plainly obscure

Flop And Slop 

When you have rough sex which results in prolapse of anus or vagina and continue to perform self gratification with the prolapsed organ.

I was having sex with my girlfriend when she prolapsed but I just gave her the Flop and Slop.

Flop And Slop by plainly obscure June 12, 2016

Cracker Whiskers 

Cracker Whiskers: noun; a person who is so white, that people of other ethnicities can see it plainly on their face as if it was growing like a cracker filled beard of their whiteness.

Hey man, check out Cracker Whiskers over there listening to easy rock and smooth jazz while eating a sandwich smothered in mayonnaise...

Cracker Whiskers by plainly obscure March 29, 2014